There was this 49 yrs old local employee of our Brasilian branch, who went home for lunch during the noon break and later was found admitted to hospital.
Apparently lunch was not enuf. This sickening old man actually got kinky and decided to insert a cucumber all the way into his anus. Wat happened next: the dirty old man got hornier and hornier while the cucumber's tensile strength was put to its maximum. The next moment: 'PLAK', and here it went!! The cucumber broke into two while dirty old man was holding one half in his hand and the other half was still inside him. Ambulance came, dirty old man turned into notorious porn star overnite in the yard and his old wife left him, too heavy for her to face the humiliation and embarassment.
A comic drawn by one of the engineers was circulated around. Moral of the story: try sth harder and stronger next time!!
Labels: Brazil, Nutshell Inc.
